New Years Resolutions

So, it's that time of year again. No, not the time that I finally get back on the computer after a long turkey-induced coma-it's time for resolutions. Some of your favorite players have a lot of changing to do... Without further ado, here are the top 10 (in no order) resolutions


Evgeni Nabokov- "Finally teach everyone how to spell my name correctly without citing Malkin."

Rick DiPietro- "Kick this injury bug without pulling groin."


Peter Laviolette-"Make angrier faces and scare children."

Peter Forsberg- "1) Fix foot 2) Don't break everything else in my body."


Sidney Crosby- "Finally figure out where this whole rumor of me joining the Canadian Olympic diving team came from."


Ron Tugnutt- Convince Rick DiPietro, Marian Gaborik, and Martin Havlat to join comedy troup called Tugged Nutz. Go on tour with top joke being as follows

Havlat: I know a man with a wooden leg named "Smith"
Gaborik: What's the name of his other leg?

Comedy gold

Alex Semin- "Put the capitals on my back for a long march into the playoffs without breaking it."

Anze Kopitar- "Get believable prosthesis to replace wooden leg."

Dion Phaneuf- Finally finish "See Spot Run"

Daniel and Henrik Sedin "Get really good at half the subjects in school and take eachother's tests. Get straight A's and have mom and dad buy that sweet Honda they promised us if we got straight A's. Ask Cindy Anderson and Mary Libowska to homecoming."

Bold Prediction(s)


Phoenix gets gives up 3+ goals in a loss

The Ducks will be in the playoffs by the olympic break